愚人節英文短信精選 愚人節英文短信怎麼寫
本文已影響7.8K人
本文已影響7.8K人
愚人節怎麼能少得了整人短信呢?不如我們洋氣一點,發條愚人節英文短信給你的親朋好友吧!
talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.
Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily
2.A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?
The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!!
midnight father saw that his married son leaving home... He asks him: what are you doing?
The son replied: Dad I am fed up with my life! My newly marriage is not going well, my wife and my mom keep fighting with each other! I have to pay bills for my in-laws, and I hate this life!!! I want to go far from here, I want to taste every joy of life, and I want to have every fun of life!!!
Father said: Wait!!!!!!!! I am coming with you
4.A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answered: Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?
The husband laughed and said: An English girl!!!
The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picked her up in the airport and asked: So honey, how was the trip?
The wife: Very good, thank you.
The husband: And, what happened to my present?
The wife: Which present?
The husband: What I asked for: the English girl?
The wife: Oh, that! Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait a few months to see if it’s a girl!!!
5.A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked woman with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn 't like it and moves on, but the husband keeps looking. The wife asks, "What are you waiting for? " The husband replies, "autumn. "
6.A man is sitting reading his newspaper when the wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan. "What the hell was that for? " he asks. "That was for the piece of paper in your trouser pockets with the name Mary Ellen written on it, " she replies. Don 't be silly, " he says. "Two weeks ago when I went to the races,Mary Ellen was the name of one of the horses I bet on. " She seems satisfied at this, and she apologizes. Three days later he 's again sitting in his chair reading when she nails him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold. When he comes around, he asks again, "What the hell was that for? " "Your fucking horse just phoned. "
【愚人節英語手抄報】愚人節英語手抄報內容 英語手抄報
愚人節作文 可樂可厭的愚人節
【愚人節禮物排行榜】愚人節送女朋友什麼禮物 愚人節表白禮品
2012最新端午節祝福語短信 端午節短信精選
【愚人節笑話大全】 愚人節搞笑圖片 關於愚人節的笑話
2020愚人節簡短文案說說短句 愚人節發的短句心情文案
父親節短信精選 最溫馨父親節祝福語短信集錦
【愚人節英語手抄報圖片大全】愚人節英語手抄報 愚人節手抄報圖片大全
【關於愚人節的作文】難忘的愚人節作文
2019母親節祝福語簡短英文 關於母親節的祝福語英文怎麼寫
年萬聖節短信參考 萬聖節嚇人短信大全
母親節手抄報內容:母親節英文祝福語短信
最新端午節祝福語短信 端午節短信精選
愚人節整人方法:愚人節怎麼用電話整人
七夕情人節浪漫短信祝福語精選
【2018愚人節微信紅包整人方法】2018年愚人節紅包怎麼發
年爆笑愚人節笑話大全 愚人節笑話大全英文
2012父親節短信精選 最溫馨父親節祝福語短信集錦
母親節祝福語簡短英文 關於母親節的祝福語英文怎麼寫
愚人節不愚人 多氯聯苯毒水 你喝了嗎?